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Ori and the Blind Forest Review

This game took me by surprise in many aspects, but was somewhat predictable in others.  A good game deserves a good and comprehensive review, so let’s not beat around the bush.  Here we go.

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Review

Few games have ever elicited the kind of emotional responses from me that this game has, and I wanted to get you this review as soon as I finished the main plot before playing it again because this game hit me so ferociously.  At the same time, I also wanted to digest the game and really contemplate how I should suck its dick.

It feels weird to fall in line with everyone else regarding a review for a title, but this time, I just have to.  The hype for this game was real, and CD Projekt Red really fucking delivered.  The love of my life bought me this game as one of a few anniversary gifts.  I downloaded it, booting it up, expecting another average or possibly sub-par ARPG, but the introductory sequence changed my expectations right quick.

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